| Friday, April 21, 2006 |
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To follow up on my last post - here's the security report that was sent to my manager about yesterdays happenings (edited only the names, so... ya know, I don't lose my job):
At approximately 1245 hours CC contacted Security regarding a sick employee on the 7th floor. Security reported to the 7th floor Men's Room and found a Mr. Michael Ganz vomiting. Mr. Ganz was attempting to contact a friend to pick him up and give him a ride home. Security also attempting to contact a friend of Mr. Ganz but was unsuccessful. Mr. Ganz reported only having some fruit from a local Starbucks earlier this day. Mr. Ganz finally decided to leave the site on his own in a cab. R/O assisted employee to an elevator and taxi. Time of departure was approximately 1305 hours. End of report.
Tell me that isn't hilarious! ;-) |
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This is the funniest thing I've ever read.
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This is the funniest thing I've ever read.