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Friday, April 28, 2006

unleash

I shall take this time to unleash my fury up on that which I hate the most:

idiots.

This morning I am on a bus. The bus (as usual) is packed to its very brink, and the bus is ALSO (not as usual, but not surprising) broken at its back door, thus lacking the second exit. Since the bus is jam packed, and I am at the front, I need to move out of the way of those exiting the bus and then readjust my skinny ass to stand in a manner where the bus can move, and I will not fall.

This large man moves to the front of the bus for NO REASON, and then will not scoot in when people come by. So this old lady (caked on makeup, Jackie-O style sunglasses, the whole shebangabang) gets mad and asks him to move... So he sticks out his ASS really far, and then does a 90 degree turn... as if he was trying to show off his ass to everyone, and then turn so the back of the bus could see it.

WHAT?!?!?!

needless to say, he's stupid, and so is everyone else that was on that bus except for me. THAT'S RIGHT!!!

So I'm in graphic design class, and my teacher is talking about how she hates 'sneakers' - calling them the equivalent of sweatpants for feet. Not only is this a true and accurate statement about said shoes, but it's also a hilarious observation that I plan to utilize in my vocabulary as much as possible.

I don't know what to eat for lunch today - but I can probably guarantee that it will not be Starbucks after last weeks bout of craziness... INSANITY!!!

Speaking of Insanity, I need to speak with my parents this weekend about the impending mortgage that I'm trying to get... what a pain in the ass that is, but I need a place to live, no?

Anyway... I should probably get outta here - I am bored at work, so if you see this before 3ish, by all means... call me and lets have a pow-wow over the phone.

posted by grey as mike @ 11:07 AM

2 Comments:

At May 01, 2006 12:10 AM, Megan said…

Please tell me the large man that did that was an eat. Please.

I hate it when people call gym shoes sneakers. "Sneakers" is the fucking stupidest word I've ever heard.
At May 01, 2006 12:48 AM, grey as mike said…

first off... yes, he was...

secondly, i agree, which is why I put quotes around the word "sneakers"