| Friday, February 17, 2006 |
| truth |
I would like to express a few truths to the matter... What's the matter? I'll TELL you what's the matter... EVERYTHING!
1) Paris Hilton is a low down dirty whore slut. Forgive me, any professionals that may be looking at this and saying "But she's so professional all the time..." Don't believe it. Her legs are as wide open as... well... there's nothing as wide open as her legs. If you listen close enough, you could even hear the ocean between them... But then you'd have to get near her, and well... nobody wants that, now, do they?
2) Starbucks = delicious. Please send that message to the slave labor that collects the beans and tea in some 3rd world country, please.
3) Sometimes, late at night... I scream at the top of my lungs in terror. Unfortunately, I'm usually in my roommates room doing it into his ear at the time. I don't know what that's about...
4) If I bought a neon pink Jeep, would I look like a homosexual?
5) Everyone else is stupid, except for me and a select few of my friends. So world - you are to do my bidding from now on... First things first - get me all the episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and create a 24hr a day network that plays them all... with NO commercials.
I guess those are all the truths I can get out at the moment. More to come at later dates... |
posted by grey as mike @ 9:17 AM  |
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#3 is my favorite. Followed closely by #4. And then all the others because this is fucking hilarious.
PS: Left-handed bassist.
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#3 is my favorite. Followed closely by #4. And then all the others because this is fucking hilarious.
PS: Left-handed bassist.